19 de outubro

cantoria sem nexo

por luíza diener

música nunca foi muito o meu forte. quem acompanha meu blog desde a gravidez deve ter lido o tal post que eu dizia achar megas invasivo colocar música pro bebê ouvir.
exceto por uma determinada época da adolescência, a trilha sonora da minha vida sempre costumou tocar no mute.

mas acontece que quando você tem um bebezinho 24h ao seu lado, descobre que muitas vezes ele precisa de distração. e foi assim que timidamente comecei a cantarolar um nanana pra lá, hmm hmm hmm pra cá e aos poucos a cantoria começou a ganhar forma e letra.
apesar de às vezes aproveitar a melodia do “nana neném” para compor uma nova letra, ou adaptar a canção pra ficar mais curta, eu curto mesmo são as músicas comuns (leia-se não bebezísticas).

tem música bonitinha como “fico assim sem você” (que, convenhamos, era considerada tosca quando cantada por claudinho e buchecha mas tornou-se fofa na voz de adriana calcanhoto) e claro que eu gosto especialmente de cantar a parte “amor sem beijinho” ou “neném sem chupeta”.
também tem chico buarque: “acorda amor! que eu tive um pesadelo agora”, tem luan santana: “você é raio de saudade, meteoro da paixão (…) ah como é bom poder te amar” e até asa de águia: “você é o amor que eu sempre quis, vem pra mim; coisinha sensual me despertou fazendo assim” e tantas outras que incluam a palavra “amor” ou o verbo “amar” no meio.

um dia desses eu tava cantarolando pro benjamin e só me toquei da falta de nexo quando vi meu marido rindo da minha cara, pois eu entoava com toda a seriedade o funk da minha (pré)adolescência: “amoor queria que você me desse uma solução para não perder você”.

outras faixas que não podem faltar na minha play-ben-list são jingles de campanha política – quase todos eles, independente da minha (des)opção – e temas de novelas e seriados.

isso sem falar nas paródias nonsenses à lá bebê romance, que geralmente envolvem temas como cocô, pum e mamar. nos dias de paixão eu parodio a gaga: “você é o que mais importa na vida para mim; vivo um bebê romance”. na hora do cocô tem o funk “força, força, força no cocozão” e quando é a vez de mamar eu já anuncio com a canção “mama, mama, na mama da mama” (a mesma melodia serve pra hora de dormir, mas aí é só nana, nana, nana nana nana).

e não para por aí. são tantas as músicas que eu nem me lembro de todas.
mas acho que é assim mesmo. quando a gente vira mãe, vira também multi habilidades.
repentista com certeza é uma delas. tenho certeza de que não só comigo, mas com a maioria das mamães que aqui me lêem ou não.

e você? o que já inventou pro seu(sua) filhote(a) ou qual a música mais absurda que você já se viu cantando pra ele(a)?

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