27 de setembro

Ser pai é:

por hilan diener

1. Descobrir que o bebê conforto é CONFORTO só para os bebês.

2. Desenvolver uma capacidade gigantesca de fazer coisas com uma mão só. Já posso ser motorista de zebrinha*, na verdade esta deve ser a primeira pergunta que fazem para um canditado a condutor de zebrinha.

3. Ser office boy de bebê – “pega ali a fralda” “pega pra mim o remedio” “pega água pra mim” “tem como você ir fazendo tal coisa”

4. Não conseguir dormir TOTALMENTE, fico sempre no modo alerta.

5. É ser mijado, cagado e vomitado por alguém e não sentir/ter nojo.

Em tempo:

Eu e Luíza fomos na nova pediatra do Benji. De inicio já digo que gostei muito.  Ela me incluiu na conversa e até me perguntou coisas sobre o nenem. O mais engraçado é que a secretária (mt simpatica) lia/lê nosso blog! Confesso que fico meio envergonhado quando alguém chega e diz: Ahh eu li lá no blog e tal, mas tudo bem, faz parte né?

*Em Brasília, existe um serviço de micro-ônibus, que é chamado de “zebrinha“, cujo preço é de R$2,00, mais rápido com e trajetos convenientes. Não existe cobrador, o motorista dirige e te dá o troco ao mesmo tempo.

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26 Comments »

  1. Ai Hilan, super te entendo. Tmb morro de vergonha quando alguém comenta sobre o blog comigo. Essa da secretária é péssima porque vcs nem podem falar mal da médica rssss. Bjssss

    Comentário by Tathy — 27 de setembro de 2010 @ 12:02 pm

  2. Adorei a do motorista de zebrinha! É uma habilidade para poucos, hehehe.
    E também morro de vergonha quando algum desconhecido diz que me conhece do blog, fico sem saber o que dizer, não sei se dou um riso amarelo ou me escondo…
    Beijos

    Comentário by Paloma — 27 de setembro de 2010 @ 3:29 pm

  3. Eu tbm fico sem graça quando alguem diz que me conhece do blog, e olha que o meu nem de longe é popular como o de vcs rs… Agora, nem pode falar mal da médica hein??
    beijos

    Comentário by Juh — 27 de setembro de 2010 @ 9:28 pm

  4. hahahahahahaha
    ótimoooooo!!!!!

    Mas sinta-se privilegiado! Normalmente, no começo, só a mãe ganha essa habilidade de "motorista de zebrinha". Parabéns pelo Benjamin!!!!

    Comentário by Isis — 27 de setembro de 2010 @ 10:52 pm

  5. Adorei! Pura verdade! Bjs.

    Comentário by Genis — 28 de setembro de 2010 @ 12:20 am

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